GK:.....brought to you by Bertha's Kitty Boutique.
It's summer, time for your cat to get out in the great outdoors (MEOW) and enjoy some cat activities and bond with other cats at Bertha's Summer Camp For Cats, Lake Leo. (MEOW) At Lake Leo, your cat will be assigned to a cabin with eight other cats ---- you're not a bed wetter, are you? (CAT NEGATIVE) --- with a mature counselor (OLD DOG WOOF), and go on regular nature walks (BIRDS), and enjoy crafts such as litterbox sculpting (CAT HUMMING, SCRATCHING) and hairball art (CAT RETCHING), and learn outdoor skills such as rapelling down from a tree (MEOW, RATCHET), and of course swimming (CAT NEGATIVE) ---- come on, Puff, you can do it (CAT NEGATIVE) ---- come on, the others did it, so can you (CAT NEGATIVE) ---- that's where tunafish comes from, you know, down there, that's right (MEOW, SPROING OF SPRINGBOARD, SPLASH). And late at night all of the campers gather around the campfire for devotions. (CATS SINGING KUMBAYA) It'll be two weeks your cat will always remember. Lake Leo, Bertha's Summer Camp for Cats. From Bertha's Kitty Boutique. (END OF KUMBAYA)
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