GK:....brought to you by Savannah Brand Spanish Moss Remover. Spanish moss looks good on oak trees. (SPANISH GUITAR CADENZA) But it's not so romantic when you find it on your dog (DOG), or your kids (SS TEEN: Oh for gross.) Or when you find it in your hair (TR GROAN) ---- and then look closer and see --- (TR: It is my hair.) Savannah Spanish Moss Remover. Use it whenever the temperature gets above eighty.
....brought to you by the Cafe Boeuf --- Maurice the maitre'd says: Give yourself a break this summer and order your meals from the Cafe Boeuf catalog, Francaise Express, for next day delivery by air.
TK: Oui, monsieur.
GK: By air? Is it good?
TK: (FRENCH ECSTATIC SUPERLATIVE GIBBERISH)
GK: Evidently so.
Copyright 1996, by Garrison Keillor