GK:....brought to you by Forest Lawn Beauty Products for Men. (TK RODEO ANNOUNCER ON P.A.: Now, coming out of Chute No. 4, Dan Call of Livingston riding Rail Splitter. WHOOPS, WHINNY, CROWD ROAR, AND FADE.)

TR: This is Slim Jack, waitin to take my ride in the bronco event. (HAWK, SPIT. WHINNY.) Used t' be I was self-conscious on a horse, knowing I might get thrown in the dirt and knowing it ain't just dirt that's down there and some of it might stick to me and I might never get a date afterwards, but now, thanks to Forest Lawn Eau d'Rodeo Cologne, I know I'll come out smellin like a rose. (TK: C'mon, Jack. Ride im! WHINNY. TR WHOOPS. HOOVES)

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© 1996 Garrison Keillor