GK:...brought to you by Fred Farrell Animal Calls. When it comes to animal calls, the name to trust is Fred Farrell.
TR: This is Fred Farrell of Fred Farrell Animal Calls. In blizzard conditions such as we've seen this past week, it's common for wild animals to travel miles in search of shelter, and that's why you hear about people going out to their garage in the morning and finding, say, an emu or a wapiti in there, or you get in your car and there's a bear in the backseat. But there's no reason to allow wild animals to interfere with your plans, not when it's so easy to communicate with them using one of our Fred Farrell animal calls. Our authentic animal calls tell that bear of emu or whatever that this area here is your territory and that if they don't get out, you will urinate on them. That's something any animal can understand. So protect your family from these wildlife invasions now with the purchase of one of our Fred Farrell six-in-one animal calls, you got your bison (GRUNTS), Bengal tiger (ROAR), bull elephant (SFX), badger (GRUNTS), baboon (APE), and black snake (HISS). And as a bonus, the bald eagle (SHRIEK).
GK: Fred Farrell....the name to trust when it comes to animal calls. (APES, JUNGLE BIRDS)
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