(MUSIC: BACKGROUND PUNK THEME)nnn

TR: Worldiversal Pictures presents The Drumolinist!n (BEAT) A story about hope.

(SFX: CARS PASSING BY, STREET SCENE)

CT (KID, BRITTISH): We 'eard you play violin, Anna.

SB (as child Anna): I play violin like you've never 'eard before!

FN (KID 2): Aw yeah? Show us, then!

(VIOLIN: SHAKY EXERCISE NOTES)

FN / CT: (Laughing, taunting) Hahaha! You're terrible! (etc)

TR: A story about persistence.

CT: There's stupid Anna with her stupid bad violin!


SB: It's a stupid GOOD violin!

FN: Prove it!

(MUSIC: VIOLIN NOTES TURN INTO PUNKY DRUM SOLO.)

CT and FN: WHOAAAAAAA!!!

FN: How did she make that sound come out of there?

TR: About music and growing up.

FN (adult): Anna, your album made the Top Ten Punk records of 1979!

SB: (older, lowsclass British accent, drawing from cigarette): Who knew that a little girl born in a gutter during the Industrial Revolution could grow up to be a punk innovator?

TR: And about love. n(SFX TRAIN WHISTLE)
CT (AMERICAN): Anna! Don't go!
SB: What? What was that?
CT: Aaaarrrggh, I can't stand it! It's your hearing loss, because of the punk violin drum stuff!

TR: And also about war.


(SFX: FIGHTING, BOMBS)
SB: I fought for Mother England in World War One, and
I'll fight for her again in this war!

FN: Wait, what war is this, then?
SB: I don't know!!!!
TR: And politics.
SR: I've decided to become the British equivalent of a senator!

FN: (British accent) A Member of Parliament? But what about your music career?

SB: (scoffing) It's 2046, man. Dogs are people. Government is the new music. I'll be an MC MP.

TR: From the brilliant minds that brought you Oatmeal -- the breakfast grain and the movie -- comes an epic tale spanning three centuries, for optimal Best Costume Academy Award possibilities, and set in England, a place where American actors love to pretend to be from....

(WAR SHOUTS, ETC)
SB: I've got an accennnnnnnnt!
TR: The story of a girl who rises from nothing, to become everything.

CT: You're the most amazing creature I've ever met. SB: I know. I'm a drumolinist.
(MUSIC: FINAL AMP UP)


TR: This Spring, only in 3sD.

(OUT)