(SFX: DINNER SOUNDS)

SB:nn It still feels so weird not having Brian around at the dinner table.n

CT:nn Yeah, our boy is off getting a college education.

SB:nn I miss him.

CT:nn Me too.

(MUSIC UNDER)

TR (Narrator):n Well, the kids are off at school, but that doesn't mean you have to be alone.n Introducing Tee-ro, The Teenage Robot.n Thanks to years of research and state-of-the-art programming, Tee-ro behaves exactly like a 17-year-old, so it's as if your child never left. (MUSIC OUT)

(SFX: DINNER SOUNDS)

SB:nn So Tee-ro, how was your day?

FN:nn (ROBOT VOICE THROUGHOUT) Whatever.

CT:nn Tee-ro, I heard you went to the mall.n

FN: What is this, 20 Questions? God.

(MUSIC UNDER)

TR (Narrator): nYes, Tee-ro does everything a normal teenager would do.n It slams doors, lashes out at you for no reason... it even causes minor damage to your car.n And the latest model is our most sophisticated yet, featuring unique, expressive responses tailored to every interaction. (MUSIC OUT)

SB:nn Wow, nice day today, huh Tee-ro?

FN:nn Ughhh.n

CT:nn Tee-ro, wanna watch a movie with me and your mom?

FN:nn Guhhhhh

SB:nn Good morning Tee-ro!

FN:nn [RASPBERRY].

TR (Narrator): Do you miss having someone around who reminds you how stupid you are?n Well you're in luck. Just listen to Tee-ro tell its parents how 'out of it' they are - With attitude.

FN: Why do you always forget your passwords? nFrench fries are a vegetable, stop fat shaming. Why do you just assume I'm a boy?n

TR: And you'll love Tee-ro's internal CPU that functions unpredictably, mimicking the hormone fluctuations of an average teenager. It's perfect for family fights.

(SFX: DOOR OPENS, WHIRS)

SB:nn Tee-ro, where have you been?

FN:nn Why do you care?

SB:nn What is that smell on your breath?

FN:nn I don't know, you tell me.

CT:nn Answer your mother.

FN:nn Or what, you're going to call the cops?

CT:nn That's it, young man.n You're grounded.

FN:n I hate you! I wish I was never assembled.

(SFX: WHIRS, SLAMS DOOR)

TR (Narrator):nn Tee-ro, it's like your teenager never left home.

(MUSIC: OUTRO.n END)