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(SYNTH, BILLY JOEL-ESQUE)
FN: Mom, Dad, may I be excused? TR: Sure, Kyle. Just clear your plate.
(SFX: DISHES CLATTERING, DOOR CLOSING)
TR: Gracie? Now that we're alone. Next week is our nineteen year anniversary, and things have been going pretty good, and I was wondering, are we "together"?
SB: Is this a define the relationship talk?
TR: This is bad, I'm rushing things.
SB: No, no, I'm glad you brought it up. We've been married nineteen years and I've always been like, "What is this?"
TR: I haven't been seeing anyone else for the past two decades. Have you? Actually, don't answer that. Not my business.
SB: No, it's ok. I haven't either.
TR: Really? Wow. Cool. I was just thinking that I like you, I think you like me, and we've been married since 1998 and have a kid...
SB: Two kids. Don't forget Lori's at college.
TR: Two kids. And I've been assuming we're a steady thing but I wanted to make sure we're on the same page.
SB: Totally same page. Does this mean I can tell people we're together?
TR: Yeah, go for it!
SB: Ok, great. Because I have a work thing coming up.
SB: It's basically a party. Do you want to come? No pressure.
TR: Sure, sounds fun.
SB: Oh good! Because Candace said I should invite the guy I'm seeing but I was like, "What if he says no?"
TR: You told your coworker, Candace, about me?
SB: She saw our family Christmas card with the picture from Vail and was like, "Who's that guy?"
TR: So awkward!
SB: Totally! I was like, "My huuuuuusband?"
TR: Labels are so weird!
SB: This feels really great. You know, I almost brought it up when we were buying the house but I chickened out.
TR: I almost brought it up when I proposed!
SB: No way!
TR: I can't believe I have to leave on a business trip to Dubuque right as things are heating up with us. SB: I'll miss you so much. You better call me both nights.
TR: Maybe you could drive me to the airport so we could spend some extra time together?
SB: Oh, I'm busy then.
TR: I didn't say when it was.
SB: Let's not rush things Call a car.
CT (ANNCR): Eli's Jitney car service. Some things are worth taking a little more time, but getting to the airport's not one of them.
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