MUSIC (CELEBRATE)

TR (ANNC): And now from the Brooklyn-Based yuppies who brought you "Breathy Acoustic Covers of Pop Songs" comes an album sure to calmly rock your world- Breathy Acoustic Covers of Party Songs!

(MUSIC: ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF "CELEBRATE" BY KOOL AND THE GANG)

SB & CT (WHISPERY / SCATTY): Celebrate good times... Come... On...

 

TR (ANNC): This 34 Track Double-Disc will be a hit at your next low-key gathering!

(MUSIC: SLOW ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF "THE MACARENA" BY LOS DEL RIO)

SB & CT (WHISPERY): Da-lay a tu cuer-po ale-gria Macarena- Heyyyyyyy Ma-caren-oyyyyyyy

TR (ANNC): Don't hurt yourself! Enjoy your favorite songs to dance to sung in a way that's impossible to dance to!

(MUSIC: ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME BY WALK THE MOON)

CT & SB (WHISPERY):
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me.n
I said you're holding back she said
Shut ahhhup... and dance with me

TR: Don't forget about this spicy number...

n(MUSIC: ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF THE CHA-CHA SLIDE)

SB (WHISPERY): Slide to the Left ahhhhh. Slide to the right ahhhh. Criss... Cross... Everybody clap your ... hands?

(SFX: ONE CLAP)

Beat.
(MUSIC: LIGHT ACOUSTIC PLUCKING)

TR (ANNC): Breathy Acoustic Covers is perfect for... Dimly lit coffee shops,

(SFX: COFFEE SIP)

TR (ANNC) (CONT.): -road trips with your college a cappella group,

(A CAPPELLA WARM UPS)

TR (ANNC) (CONT.): - candle stores that were backed by GoFundMe campaigns,

(SFX: MATCH STRIKE, PERSON RELAXING)

TR (ANNC) (CONT.): -and Art Teachers who get it.
Call now and you'll receive a bonus CD- Breathy Acoustic Covers of Epic Movie Themes!

(SCATTY WHISPERING OF THE STAR WARS THEME)

TR (ANNC): Breathy Acoustic Covers...

ALL: SIGH

(MUSIC UP, OUT.n END)