If ever you're stuck on a highway or train
For hours for reasons no one can explain:
Did you laugh, did you boo, did you scoff?
What did you do to piss Chris Christie off?
When Mr. Christie gets pissed he
Puts your name on a list he
Curses and clenches his fist he
Breaks your kneecaps, your arm and your wrist he
Is no laidback humanist he
Is happy to reach out and bust us
And as for the goddess of justice
He wastes no time lovin' her
He is the governor.
When Governor Christie gets irked
Your shins get kicked, your chain is jerked
He doesn't accept your lack of support
He may be fat but he's short.
So whenever you go to New Jersey
Don't expect to be shown much mercy
And you may spend hours on the road
If you get Chris Christie p.o.ed