GK: brought to you by Tanglewood Hair Mulch. Just pack it on your head (SFX) and attach the plastic cap (SFX) and let it feed your scalp as you sleep.
Our hair is very very very nice hair.
It's blowing in the wind,
It used to be so thin,
Now it's thick and lustrous and fair.
Our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....
GK: Tanglewood Hair Mulch is organic, all-natural, locally grown, and yes it does contain aloe and plenty of it.
Our hair is very very very nice hair
So natural and light
I mulch it every night
And now I hardly realize it's there