GK: Right after this message from Fritz Electronics. Lots of people have the new iPhone--the one that talks to you.
SS (SIRI): Hi. This is Siri. What can I help you with?
FN: I'm looking for a grocery store.
GK: But Siri isn't good for everybody. Some people would rather not have a woman telling them what to do.
SS (SIRI): It's right there. The grocery store. You're looking right at it. What's the problem?
GK: Now there's an alternative. The mPhone--the phone that talks to you in a man's voice.
TR (ROBOT): Hi. I'm Larry. What's goin' on?
GK: Larry's a straight shooter. No games. He just tells you what he thinks.
SS: Larry--where can I adopt a cat?
TR (ROBOT): What you want is a dog.
SS: I don't want a dog. I want a cat.
TR (ROBOT): If you get a cat, you're never going to find a husband.
TR (ROBOT): Get a dog. A German Wirehaired Pointer.
GK: Larry talks to you just like a real man would.
SS: Larry--where is this movie theater?
TR (ROBOT): We're almost there.
SS: You said that 10 minutes ago.
TR (ROBOT): We're even closer now.
SS: We're lost, aren't we? Just admit it.
TR (ROBOT): We are not lost.
SS: I don't believe you. Show me a map.
TR (ROBOT): I don't need a map.
SS: Larry, we are so late! Why don't you just admit that you're lost?!
TR (ROBOT): I am not lost. In fact, I know a great shortcut. I think.
SS (OFF): No!!!! Larry!!
GK: That's the mPhone, featuring Larry: he's just like a real man would. Available now at Fritz Electronics.