GK: After this message from Fritz Electronics. A lot of people are getting the new iPhone these days. The one that talks to you.
SS (SIRI): Hi. This is Siri. What can I help you with?
GK: But not everybody feels comfortable talking to a woman. Which is why Fritz Electronics also stocks the mPhone. The smartphone that talks to you like a man.
TR (ROBOT): Hi. I'm Bob. What do you want?
GK: His name is Bob. Ask him anything, and he.
SS: How far is the next rest stop?
TR (ROBOT): You have to go again? My gosh you have a tiny bladder.
GK: It's almost like having an actual man with you at all times.
SS: Is there a drugstore around here? I need some makeup.
TR (ROBOT): You look fine. Don't worry about it.
SS: Okay but is there a drugstore around here?
TR (ROBOT): You left the kitchen light on.
TR (ROBOT): Why would you leave the light on in the kitchen?
SS: Because I'm going back in there.
TR (ROBOT): When?
SS: Soon as I come back from the drugstore--
TR (ROBOT): Turn the kitchen light off. You're wasting energy.
SS: You're not listening to me.
TR (ROBOT): Go turn off the light. And while you're in there, can you get me a beer?
GK: Yes, that's Bob, the helpful voice of the mPhone. When you'd rather not talk to a woman, remember, there's always Bob. Now available at Fritz Electronics.