Garrison Keillor: ...after a word from the American Duct Tape Council. (TR TENOR, ITALIAN)
Sue Scott: You know, you have a very nice voice, but you have this loose jowl, this whole wobbly thing under your neck and when you sing, it wobbles and it really detracts from your art, so if you just lift your chin, I'm going to (RIP TAPE) fasten this flesh-colored duct tape under there and try to firm things up a little. Good. There. Try that. (TR CONSTRICTED TENOR NOTE) Good
GK: ...Whenever you need temporary structural support, reach for duct tape. (DUCKS) A message from the American Duct Tape council.