(GK: Garrison Keillor; TK: Tom Keith; SS: Sue Scott: TR: Tim Russell)

Brought to you by Bertha's Kitty Boutique. (MEOW)

GK: If your cat seems moody and withdrawn, the problem may be her teeth. Dental care is so important to give the older cat a sense of self-esteem and a Bertha's Clinic your cat can have beautiful white teeth in just one visit. A little filling first (DRILL) and get rid of the owies (CAT'S MOUTH OPEN) and if necessary a set of transparent braces (CAT'S MOUTH OPEN), then nice white porcelain caps ---- spit in the bowl (CAT SPIT) ---- and finally we clean them (DRILL) and your cat walks away with the smile she's always wanted. (MEOW, WITH GRIN)

...from Bertha's Kitty Boutique, for persons who car about cats.

© Garrison Keillor 2001