GK:. . . Brought to you by the American Duct Tape Council (DUCKS). All winter we look forward to eating outdoors and then in summer we try to do it and the wind comes up and plates and napkins are flying everywhere and the salad and the pop and the potato chips --- anchor them down with strips of duct tape (RIP) ---- nothing keeps a dinner table in order like double sided duct tape. Use it in the house too. Prevent spills (SPILLAGE) with duct tape (DUCKS). A message from the American Duct Tape Council.

© 1996 Garrison Keillor