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FIFTH ANNUAL JOKE SHOW
Joke Submissions
Knock
Knock Jokes
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock-Knock
Who's there!?
Banana
Banana who!?
Knock-knock
Who's there!!?
Orange
Orange who!!? (exasperated)
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Lucie Gulick, New Orleans, LA
Age: 5Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to put up with all those silly knock knock jokes?
Thelma Carolan, Jekyll Island, Ga
knock knock
who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Al explain later
(My son's name is alex)
liz levine, Evanston, il
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duane.
Duane, who?
Duane the bathtub I'm drowning.
Amy Neto, Sacramento, CA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam old car broke down!
Jeanne Trim, Collierville, TN
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cows
Cows Who
Cows don't Who...they moo!
Callan Ryder, Roanoke, VA
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame finger's caught in the door--open up!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Jennifer Schneider, Bloomington, MN
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Dalone
Dalone who?
Dalone Ranger rides again!
Patsy Cincotta, Moulton, IA
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Juice
Juice Who?
Juze guys gonna just sit around all day or what?
Jacob Sommer, Greenfield, MA
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cheetah
Cheetah Who?
Cheetah me again and I'm a gonna make you regret it, capishe?
Jacob Sommer, Greenfield, MA
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Bee Eye.
Bee Eye who?
(singing) B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O,and BINGO is my name-o
Dorothy Krasner, Manchester, NH
Knock! Knock! Who's there?
Sam and Janet! Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening? (sung to Some Enchanted Evening)
Don Nelson, Tomah, Wi
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wilbur Wright.
Wilbur Wright who?
Wilbur Wright back after these messages.
Megan Timmens, Austin, TX
Knock Knock
Who'se there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Sorry I made you cry.
Rick Watson, Empire, Al
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Knock Knock
Who's There!
My name IS Knock Knock
Jocelyn Jellison, Blairsville, PA
Age: 10
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me.
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.
Robin Kent, Davis, CA
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Gosh, have you got some owls in there?
Chris Oinonen Ehren, St. Paul, MN
Knock-knock
Who's There?
Mars Polar Lander
Mars Polar Lander who?
(silence)
Steven Gardner, Keyport, WA
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